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Watch Chris Fowler Tell Incredible Story Of Burt Reynolds Trying To Fight Him On The Sidelines In Florida State Game

I agree with Chris Fowler here. I also wouldn’t want to fight Burt Reynolds (RIPIP) at any time in his life. As Fowler says, if you beat the old man and FSU legend in Tallahassee, you’re an all-time baddie. It would be an unreal heel turn from Fowler. But if you lose, you lost to an old man. Lose-lose. You’re 100% going viral for getting your ass kicked by all time cool dude Burt.

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But you see, that’s where Fowler screwed up. He says he mistaken his identity because they didn’t joke about the divorce on the show. Blame it all on Rece Davis. It’s the same fucking person! They kinda look alike, they have a similar career arc, and they even look alike. Just go ‘whoa, Burt, mate, that wasn’t me. It was Rece Davis. This happens often. Throw this man under the bus and get out of the heat. Learn how to get out of anything, even if it’s mistaken identity.

I know it’s early so maybe I’m forgetting someone obvious, but Burt is for sure in the top 5 guys in Hollywood I wouldn’t want to face and fight. Dude played football so he has a bit of madness in him. Moreover, he was roommates with Corso. You know you must have a little madness in you to take care of Corso University.

Yell Corso though very quickly. Not only did he diffuse the situation here and protect Fowler, but the dude was always a face of college football. I know he’s been on and off GameDay, but this is one where I just want to see him put on a big goofy mascot head.

RIP Burt. Consider yourself lucky, Chris.

PS – Mandatory because it’s still the peak of SNL for me